By: Jason Lee Updated I HATE talking about myself. Your dating profile should be your milkshake that brings all the boys or girls to the yard. Writing a dating profile is about one thing or at least it should be about one thing — effectiveness. Before we dive into writing your online dating profile, we want to go over a few important things that you need to remember. First, always keep the end goal in mind.

The Online Dating Douchebag



The Basic Douchebag - DBAG DATING
I always find that spending time with my year-old niece is an invaluable experience that allows me to see life through a simplistic prism and reaffirms the notion once so effectively conveyed via Mean Girls: real life mirrors high school. So what, exactly, qualifies one for this eminent title? To start, the Basic Douchebag usually has a deeply-rooted sense of confidence that comes from being moderately attractive from a young age, allowing him to avoid any sort of fat-kid or nerd complexes that eventually build excellent human beings. The poor one then usually weans off via Darwinism and transitions into his predestined path of lowlife and loser my own BD from high school is now a fat divorced single dad! The rich one, however, has a much longer douche-span.


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Most dating apps treat their users like children. Their designs feature bright colors and interactive gimmicks. Worst of all, that sort of gamification takes the focus off meeting up in real life. The League gives busy singles an efficient way to meet quality dates.



The Douchebag: typically very social, slightly charismatic, more than slightly sleazy, and always surrounded by a gang of pretty girls. He can be encountered worldwide, with higher frequency in cities such as L. He enjoys knowing everybody everywhere and tends to inhabit the same venues regularly.